Signs that you might be standing on a giant pool of lava

• You haven't started on your thesis.
• You haven't started on your thesis yet.
  
• You haven't started on your thesis at this time.
• You have a thesis, and you don't know where it is.
• You took your thesis to the mall and you never saw it again.
• Your thesis is probably out there somewhere on EBay.
• You sort of need this thing to graduate.
  
• Your feet feel warm.